What do deer do at church? Eat, pray, leave

"It's been pretty wild," Maness said. Maness, a former state trooper, calls it simply the "Colonial deer incident." Here's what he said happened:

The two deer were interested in food left behind on the picnic tables under the church portico. Spooked by people, the bigger deer crashed through a plate-glass window into the church's entry hallway.

Unable to get out a door, the deer crashed through another full-length window and escaped into the courtyard toward the shopping center at Tryon Road near the Walnut Street intersection.

The second deer ended up in the church's library, where it knocked over a table and chair before sprinting back down the hallway, followed by a pastor.

Back at the main entrance, the deer ran out an open door.

"And we haven't seen either since," Maness concluded.

Nobody was hurt. The church is replacing the windows - currently marked with a "Deer Crossing" sign.

So why did the deer go to church? It's a popular joke at the church and on the Internet.

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What do deer do at church? Eat, pray, leave
What do deer do at church? Eat, pray, leave

"And we haven't seen either since," Maness concluded. Nobody was hurt. The church is replacing the windows - currently marked with a "Deer Crossing" sign. So why did the deer go to church? It's a popular joke at the church and on the Internet.



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Dissertation abstracts international, The humanities and social sciences

Dissertation abstracts international, The humanities and social sciences

Instead, the church will need to focus on leading individuals and .... They will be able to see the crossing a little more clearly and travel the road with ...

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The southern reporter

The congregation of a country church, near Bolton, an incorporated town, ... The first whistle was about a half mile east of the crossing; the second was ...

Gardner's Art Through the Ages, The Western Perspective

Gardner's Art Through the Ages, The Western Perspective

11-17), but they stand apart from the church facade. If a tower existed above the crossing, the silhouette of Saint Gall would have shown three towers ...

An introduction to English church architecture from the eleventh to the sixteenth century

An introduction to English church architecture from the eleventh to the sixteenth century

In such a church, if it is desired to have services for large congregations, the remedy is to erect a second altar and stalls in the crossing ; thus the ...

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The Pacific reporter

On the day of the accident he had attended church in town, passing from his home to town over another crossing close to the station. He left the church a ...

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